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Christmas time, oh Christmas time, what a time to wear nonsense. Forget that ugly sweater. Suit up and take over the party Stinson-style with this amazingly horrendous selection of Christmas suits. Even grandma wouldn't think of buying you these.

Tip his head back and hide your money in the bust of arguably the greatest dramatist of all time. This also happens to be the same bust that Batman hides his secret button inside to unlock the trap door to the Batpoles! If that's still not enough for you, then maybe you're just not meant to be like Batman.

You've tried regular tag, you've tried laser tag. You've tried variations of regular tag and you've kid yourself by trying paintball. Well, there's one more fun game that you've yet to try and it hurts a heck of a lot let than paintball, but still hold some of the thrill. Suit and prepare for an epic aquatic duel!

This is one of those times where you seriously question why you ever settled for anything less. Tongs are great are holding things but ruin any soft meats. Spatulas are perfect for flipping burgers but good like trying to hold anything with it. Ladies and gentleman, may I reduce the clutter in your condensed kitchens with this: the spatula tong.

As if following along with Bob Ross wasn't easy enough already, you can now fearlessly pick up that paint brush and confidently embark on a happy journey towards a brilliant creation of wonderful colors. It really can't get any easier than this. And even if you mess up it doesn't matter, because there are no mistakes, only happy accidents.

Wearing underwear every day causing you unwanted stress? We understand; those sweaty summer days can really get to ya. How nice it would be to let the air flow freely through the nether regions. But what happens when you urgently realize you need a pair of tidy widdies? You break open a box of emergency underpants.

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Like, right on. Buying a real-life mystery machine is, like, not the most practical idea but this scale model is totally rad. Now, all we're missing is a box of Scooby Snacks and we've got a swell night.

Spend nine glorious hours learning to paint from the master himself. You've seen him paint happy little trees and fluffy clouds but now it's time you take your strokes of life to the next level. Don't be afraid, after all, "we don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents."

So you think you're a Sherlock Holmes type, eh? Think you got what it takes to solve a murder on a consistent basis without losing that dashing charm? Well now's your chance to prove it, with a monthly subscription box that send you a new murder mystery that is sure to put your ego, and your sanity, to the test.

Bingo boingo into cool blue waves off your rad new water trampoline. It's just like a regular trampoline, only you don't need to worry about flying off the edge and landing on your head. In fact, you'll probably look forward to flying face first off this thing.

Being an anime fan in North America is tough; we just never get the same cool stuff. Fret no longer, as your worries are frivolous. With new anime-inspired items added each month, these crates come with just the right dose of classic Japanese collectibles you've been craving.

You've seen RC cars rip up the asphalt, futuristic drones zip through the skies, and maybe even seen a remote-controlled boat skipping through the pond, but have you ever seen a remote-controlled drone that whizzes around underwater? Meet Dory, a drone for people who are looking to explore a whole new world.

Make every day electric! Make a statement with your facial accessories. Those baby-blue medical masks are effective and all but ouf, what a fashion faux pas. Stand out and then some with these eye-entrancing LED masks that keep you stylishly safe.

Numb arms no more. Sit back, relax, and mindlessly binge videos on your overpriced cellphone, with the universal phone neck mount. Life's problems really do have the simplest solutions. Now go, be free, and do as you please with your newly-liberated hands.

Every great journey starts somewhere, but that journey won't last long if you don't know what you're doing. Instead of waiting till you're rich and old to get into off-roading, get into the dirt early and affordably.

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