Baby Batman Cape

Make every morning brew a work of art. No, that doesn't mean you need to learn how to carve coffee foam. Let our favorite art teacher, Mr. Bob Ross, enlighten your day with his happy trees and fluffy clouds and you pour your steaming cup of joe into your new favorite mug. Unfortunately, Bob only arts for those who drink it hot.

First, he taught you how to smoke. Now, he's trying to raise your sodium levels. That guy Popeye never was a great influence but man oh man did he know how to have fun. While modeling your life after Popeye might not be the wisest idea, let the Sailor bring some of his flavor into your kitchen.

You can't fight uncoordinated Foot ninja on an empty stomach. While you can easily have pizza for breakfast, dinner, and lunch, it's not a bad idea to change it up once in a while. Waffles are like the pizza of breakfast. It's the same general shape, you flood it with the sauce of your choice, and top it off with whatever you're craving. Beat that.

Have the Dark Knight help keep you safe on All Hallow's Eve. Rather than risking your life to provide the little minions on your street with sweet treats, set out a bowl of candy under the watchful eye of Batman. No one will dare take more than they are permitted from the Caped Crusader.

Tip his head back and hide your money in the bust of arguably the greatest dramatist of all time. This also happens to be the same bust that Batman hides his secret button inside to unlock the trap door to the Batpoles! If that's still not enough for you, then maybe you're just not meant to be like Batman.

Gear up for Halloween with the spookiest digs. While we might not be able to go trick-or-treating this year, you can still have the treats come to you, with the special items inside every crate. Just be careful when opening the box. You never know what might be lurking inside.

Stuck in a seemingly never-ending conference and can't find a power outlet to plug your phone into? This won't really help you out much unless your conference is happening outdoors. But if you needed to charge your phone while camping, then this is definitely for you. But then again, why are you using your phone while camping?

Mystify your home with magical meteor shower rain lights that will make your house literally twinkle. As the night gets darker, your home gets dreamier. You won't be doing much dreaming once you have the lights up though because you'll be too preoccupied being captivated by the lights.

The unofficial mascot of 2020.

The chicken is done! Quick, call the kitchen crusader! (Bat Signal turns on) and seemingly out of nowhere you appear, oven mitts already on, to take care of that juicy mound of protein slowly drying away in the oven. Steam billows out as you dive in despite the smoldering heat to valiantly carry your chicken dinner up onto the safety of the counter. Phew, that was a close one. It's a good thing you had the Bat Signal to let you know when you'll be needed.

Hunt down those pies and mercilessly slice em up and feed em to your master--the grumbling Stomachus. With authentic sound bits, like Boba's famous "as you wish" line, you'll truly enjoy every level of eating a pizza, up until the inevitable self-loathing.

There's no "Forgot Password" to this safe. Either you know the password or you're broke. You could risk writing it down on a piece of paper, but now you're leaving your hard earned cash money at the jeopardy of some sticky fingers. Of course, you could keep the password locked in the pod as well, but then we're just back at the same problem.

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Like, right on. Buying a real-life mystery machine is, like, not the most practical idea but this scale model is totally rad. Now, all we're missing is a box of Scooby Snacks and we've got a swell night.

To eat pizza, or not to eat pizza? What a useless question. The answer is always pizza. And who better to borrow the perfect pizza recipes from than the lean, green pizza demolishing machines that are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So that settles it, it's Pizza Time!

So you think you're a Sherlock Holmes type, eh? Think you got what it takes to solve a murder on a consistent basis without losing that dashing charm? Well now's your chance to prove it, with a monthly subscription box that send you a new murder mystery that is sure to put your ego, and your sanity, to the test.

Being an anime fan in North America is tough; we just never get the same cool stuff. Fret no longer, as your worries are frivolous. With new anime-inspired items added each month, these crates come with just the right dose of classic Japanese collectibles you've been craving.

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