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Christmas time, oh Christmas time, what a time to wear nonsense. Forget that ugly sweater. Suit up and take over the party Stinson-style with this amazingly horrendous selection of Christmas suits. Even grandma wouldn't think of buying you these.

The Tactical Christmas Stocking is what Santa would own in an alternate universe where he decided to moonlight as a Green Beret. Perfect for the rugged survivalist in your family who's been a good little boy/girl all year. Don't fill it with candy canes if you know what's good for you.

Take home Santa's classic little helper who reports whether your family has been naughty or nice. It's a creative way to get your kids into the holiday spirit and start a tradition of family games for the Christmas season.

Can you prove you are NOT the father? It won't be easy and you won't be able to do it alone. You'll have to win the favor of the audience as you navigate the tricky waters and avoid pulling that fateful card that will damn you for the next 18 years. Tread carefully, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Cat's are just as much our best friends as our dogs. So much so that you may just find that your feline friend has been copying your style. Or did they just come that way? Was there a subconscious superficial connection when you picked up your kitty because they happened to look like you? This book explores the similarities and they are stark.

Tip his head back and hide your money in the bust of arguably the greatest dramatist of all time. This also happens to be the same bust that Batman hides his secret button inside to unlock the trap door to the Batpoles! If that's still not enough for you, then maybe you're just not meant to be like Batman.

Stuck in a seemingly never-ending conference and can't find a power outlet to plug your phone into? This won't really help you out much unless your conference is happening outdoors. But if you needed to charge your phone while camping, then this is definitely for you. But then again, why are you using your phone while camping?

The unofficial mascot of 2020.

You've tried regular tag, you've tried laser tag. You've tried variations of regular tag and you've kid yourself by trying paintball. Well, there's one more fun game that you've yet to try and it hurts a heck of a lot let than paintball, but still hold some of the thrill. Suit and prepare for an epic aquatic duel!

This is one of those times where you seriously question why you ever settled for anything less. Tongs are great are holding things but ruin any soft meats. Spatulas are perfect for flipping burgers but good like trying to hold anything with it. Ladies and gentleman, may I reduce the clutter in your condensed kitchens with this: the spatula tong.

The chicken is done! Quick, call the kitchen crusader! (Bat Signal turns on) and seemingly out of nowhere you appear, oven mitts already on, to take care of that juicy mound of protein slowly drying away in the oven. Steam billows out as you dive in despite the smoldering heat to valiantly carry your chicken dinner up onto the safety of the counter. Phew, that was a close one. It's a good thing you had the Bat Signal to let you know when you'll be needed.

As if following along with Bob Ross wasn't easy enough already, you can now fearlessly pick up that paint brush and confidently embark on a happy journey towards a brilliant creation of wonderful colors. It really can't get any easier than this. And even if you mess up it doesn't matter, because there are no mistakes, only happy accidents.

One can never be too prepared. As the world seemingly tears itself apart, it is on us to either mend the strains or duck and cover until the dust settles. For those who can't be bothered, the latter seems more than dandy. For those who are on more of a budget, there's DIY.

Hunt down those pies and mercilessly slice em up and feed em to your master--the grumbling Stomachus. With authentic sound bits, like Boba's famous "as you wish" line, you'll truly enjoy every level of eating a pizza, up until the inevitable self-loathing.

Wearing underwear every day causing you unwanted stress? We understand; those sweaty summer days can really get to ya. How nice it would be to let the air flow freely through the nether regions. But what happens when you urgently realize you need a pair of tidy widdies? You break open a box of emergency underpants.

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