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Christmas time, oh Christmas time, what a time to wear nonsense. Forget that ugly sweater. Suit up and take over the party Stinson-style with this amazingly horrendous selection of Christmas suits. Even grandma wouldn't think of buying you these.

The Tactical Christmas Stocking is what Santa would own in an alternate universe where he decided to moonlight as a Green Beret. Perfect for the rugged survivalist in your family who's been a good little boy/girl all year. Don't fill it with candy canes if you know what's good for you.

Make every morning brew a work of art. No, that doesn't mean you need to learn how to carve coffee foam. Let our favorite art teacher, Mr. Bob Ross, enlighten your day with his happy trees and fluffy clouds and you pour your steaming cup of joe into your new favorite mug. Unfortunately, Bob only arts for those who drink it hot.

First, he taught you how to smoke. Now, he's trying to raise your sodium levels. That guy Popeye never was a great influence but man oh man did he know how to have fun. While modeling your life after Popeye might not be the wisest idea, let the Sailor bring some of his flavor into your kitchen.

Do you have deep, dark, earth-shattering secrets that could change the course of humanity greater than 2020? If so, you'd probably want to invest in a more heavy-duty safe. But if you're just looking to hide some loose change or make it just a little bit harder for your loved one to get to their new jewelry, this puzzle box is exaclty what you need.

You can't fight uncoordinated Foot ninja on an empty stomach. While you can easily have pizza for breakfast, dinner, and lunch, it's not a bad idea to change it up once in a while. Waffles are like the pizza of breakfast. It's the same general shape, you flood it with the sauce of your choice, and top it off with whatever you're craving. Beat that.

Inflatable couches and pull-out sofas aren't really anything to get excited over, on their own, but when they come in one cozy package, it's a whole different story. With a couple of bean bag chairs off to the side, you've pretty much got a full set of laid back furniture for your personal cave. And feet are allowed on these sofas.

Cat's are just as much our best friends as our dogs. So much so that you may just find that your feline friend has been copying your style. Or did they just come that way? Was there a subconscious superficial connection when you picked up your kitty because they happened to look like you? This book explores the similarities and they are stark.

Have the Dark Knight help keep you safe on All Hallow's Eve. Rather than risking your life to provide the little minions on your street with sweet treats, set out a bowl of candy under the watchful eye of Batman. No one will dare take more than they are permitted from the Caped Crusader.

Tip his head back and hide your money in the bust of arguably the greatest dramatist of all time. This also happens to be the same bust that Batman hides his secret button inside to unlock the trap door to the Batpoles! If that's still not enough for you, then maybe you're just not meant to be like Batman.

Stuck in a seemingly never-ending conference and can't find a power outlet to plug your phone into? This won't really help you out much unless your conference is happening outdoors. But if you needed to charge your phone while camping, then this is definitely for you. But then again, why are you using your phone while camping?

The unofficial mascot of 2020.

You've tried regular tag, you've tried laser tag. You've tried variations of regular tag and you've kid yourself by trying paintball. Well, there's one more fun game that you've yet to try and it hurts a heck of a lot let than paintball, but still hold some of the thrill. Suit and prepare for an epic aquatic duel!

This is one of those times where you seriously question why you ever settled for anything less. Tongs are great are holding things but ruin any soft meats. Spatulas are perfect for flipping burgers but good like trying to hold anything with it. Ladies and gentleman, may I reduce the clutter in your condensed kitchens with this: the spatula tong.

The chicken is done! Quick, call the kitchen crusader! (Bat Signal turns on) and seemingly out of nowhere you appear, oven mitts already on, to take care of that juicy mound of protein slowly drying away in the oven. Steam billows out as you dive in despite the smoldering heat to valiantly carry your chicken dinner up onto the safety of the counter. Phew, that was a close one. It's a good thing you had the Bat Signal to let you know when you'll be needed.

As if following along with Bob Ross wasn't easy enough already, you can now fearlessly pick up that paint brush and confidently embark on a happy journey towards a brilliant creation of wonderful colors. It really can't get any easier than this. And even if you mess up it doesn't matter, because there are no mistakes, only happy accidents.

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